Comments on automatic straddle: The L Word, Season 4, Epiosde 9: Lacy Lilting Lyri...

I'll never be able to explain to my friends why I ...

2009-02-17T05:48:00.000-08:00

I'll never be able to explain to my friends why I laughed so hard when I read:

"Jodi's gonna be like "Hey, you wanna know why lobsters fuck other women?""

...but that's cos my friends don't watch the l word. (& i'm afraid if they do, we'll all end up making out and then i'll have more competition.)

OK, I've joined ourchart...i don't know how to fri...

2007-03-08T15:01:00.000-08:00

OK, I've joined ourchart...i don't know how to friend people, though...so you're going to have to find me first!! My UN is the obvs Haviland Stillwell.

I need to vent this somewhere. Figured autostraddl...

2007-03-08T10:45:00.000-08:00

I need to vent this somewhere. Figured autostraddle most à propos:

Dude, OurChart is a total clusterfuck! But I'm like, obsessed with it. I can't stop mousing-over all your friends--maybe cause it reminds me of Azureus. Ever use bit-torrent apps? Are you a thief? Me too. But yeah, like ... watching the seed-leech download is sorta tantamount to the OurChart clusterfuck, 'cept the

...Okay, maybe I'm just a lot bitchier than I thin...

2007-03-07T16:18:00.000-08:00

...Okay, maybe I'm just a lot bitchier than I think I am, but I didn't see anything harsh about the recap whatsoever. You could have been much harsher, quite justifiably. The writing/continuity is going steadily downhill. Then again, I'm still watching it every week, so I guess it's got something going for it. Like, Leisha Hailey. And Kate Moennig. And so on.

Oh, and I'm another one of

P.S.Garry Marshall (aka Prehistoric Douchebag) dir...

2007-03-07T15:27:00.000-08:00

P.S.

Garry Marshall (aka Prehistoric Douchebag) directed Beaches.

...love the blog, p.p.s.

Sorry i'm late this week! So i'm oficially "crazy"...

2007-03-07T10:40:00.000-08:00

Sorry i'm late this week! So i'm oficially "crazy" because everybody at the office can see me laughing for no reason when i read your recap hee hee.

Thank you for commenting about the hat, i was a bit upset about that. The only country in the world that has those hats is Mexico and Helena was in Spain...sorry i needed to vent.

About Kit and the bottle...I always think the same,

Boo. You were a little too harsh on this episode.S...

2007-03-07T00:39:00.000-08:00

Boo. You were a little too harsh on this episode.

Stop hating on all the emotions! Lol, nah. I guess you're right about the wasted screen time with all the useless dialogue, considering there's too many stories for 45 minutes. Oh, oh, this episode was a whopping 50 minutes. *gasp*

As for the Jodi/Bette thing, I feel they actually clicked this episode. That scene where you

I have this new appreciation for "you're easy like...

2007-03-06T22:35:00.000-08:00

I have this new appreciation for "you're easy like easy and hard like hard", except now all I hear in my head is "easy breezy beautiful cover girl" which leads to the whole "head on" thing, etc. It's all related, somehow.

Also, I really am convinced Borat is Shane's neighbor. And he is going to be on Alice's bed cock blocking in the next episode, because god forbid we get to see Alice

Right: a blindfold, earplugs, ball gag, handcuffs,...

2007-03-06T21:21:00.000-08:00

Right: a blindfold, earplugs, ball gag, handcuffs, dog collar, and so on. Totes.

--Magneto the Neato super-intern/slave.

P.S. Here's my word verif: "wkdwzf" -- kinda looks like "wtf"? No?

we will fosho make more Bette Midler rerferences. ...

2007-03-06T20:19:00.000-08:00

we will fosho make more Bette Midler rerferences. We all want inappropriate people to be in all the scenes. And by that I mean Brian Kinney.

Ok, i've totally been shamed into taking out all the bad stuff i said about that famous guy.

to all of you really papi-ing out there, keep the dream alive. i still believe this is an important element of the revolution.

t.b.

That's not Penny Marshall's dad, it's her BROTHER....

2007-03-06T17:50:00.000-08:00

That's not Penny Marshall's dad, it's her BROTHER. And he directed Pretty Woman, which is why Jenny's whole Pretty Woman mockery is so hilarious.

he was in hocus pocus, and he had a little woman. ...

2007-03-06T16:13:00.000-08:00

he was in hocus pocus, and he had a little woman. and he sold harvey bars in a league of their own. he is awesome.

By the way, the "prehistoric douchebag" of a direc...

2007-03-06T14:26:00.000-08:00

By the way, the "prehistoric douchebag" of a director you see in the "Jenny Moment" is Penny Marshall's (Laverne's) dad...I forget his first name. Anyway, little triv for ya.

I recall using the word "fierce" last night, so pe...

2007-03-06T11:03:00.000-08:00

I recall using the word "fierce" last night, so perhaps this makes me Magneto the strikethrough intern....anyway, reading this re-cap this morning, it's like, all new again. As in--memory = shot.

i. So OurChart is a fake MySpace? I can't think of anything sadder than a fake MySpace. Oh wait, third world children, etc., obvs.

ii. I decided I absolutely CAN go through life w/out

i love the recap. and i think that you were as har...

2007-03-06T10:18:00.000-08:00

i love the recap. and i think that you were as harsh as it was deserved...no words for randomness in this episode. the last song saves it maybe...(and shane, who looks really cute when she is sad).

yeah, i too have begun to use "really, papi? reall...

2007-03-06T10:11:00.000-08:00

yeah, i too have begun to use "really, papi? really?!", not just while watching this show, but in normal (or not-so-normal) conversation and people just look at me funny. oh, the humanity!

okay, i just have to say, i am a lady who watches ...

2007-03-06T08:22:00.000-08:00

okay, i just have to say, i am a lady who watches this show weekly with my two straight male roommates who don't do much but laugh at the bad dialogue and yell "HOT!" every time alice and tasha/shane and paige do their thing, and they are now totally flabbergasted by the way i yell "REALLY PAPI?!?!?" at the screen continually throughout these episodes. this blog has ruined me.

The "industry, charity, faith, whoa-oh-oh-oh," sce...

2007-03-06T07:50:00.000-08:00

The "industry, charity, faith, whoa-oh-oh-oh," scene from BEACHES is the BEST -- aw, can we make more Bette Midler references? I also especially like how, while watching this show, I consistently imagine random and inappropriate people to be in the scene. (i.e. david bowie, the head on girl, lisa the male lesbian, etc...)