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Hi lesbians and people who can tolerate hanging out with lesbians. This is Tinkerbell. While Riese is working very hard at writing the recap for episode 607 I would like to survey you for a Top Ten that Riese is putting together of The L Word's very best sex scenes. So please comment -- what's your favorite? You can only say one! Two if you MUST but if you list a whole bunch Riese will get very overwhelmed.

Tibette Angry Sex? Sharmen No-Touch Game? Jenny-Nikki Strap on Sex? There's so many! I'm not sure because I am Tinkerbell, I am a stuffed dog and I love Littlefoot. But look what happeend last night at our 607 viewing party with the lesbian muppet Esmerelda Fitzmonster!

[Also big love goes out to Tibette.com, who gifted Riese with a super-secret first cut of the episode, therefore enabling her to begin writing the recap on Saturday, instead of today, therefore making the recap likely to drop today or tomorrow, rather than next week. Big up to Vashti who made screencaps for Riese therefore enabling her to write the recap faster. She will also give big ups to these people when she finishes the g*dforsaken recap.]

In the meantime, tell us your favorite sex scene or go yell at Jamie in the 606 comments.








[These are just some sex scene photos we've got handy on this here computer for entertaining graphical enhancement. They are not intended to suggest preference or superiority, just photos to "jazz up" the post. My fifth grade teacher Joyce said you should always "jazz up" your projects with glitter, colorful markers and paper, and probs also with naked ladies, though she didn't say that part.]

Comment! What's your favorite L Word sex scene of all time?

65 comments:

  1. Michelle said...

    The Too Hot Game between Shane and Carmen. Loves it.  

  2. Brittany said...

    Probs the "Bette...turn around" scene from 506(?). Tina walks into the kitchen all, "I came early, is that okay?" and I'm all like OH YEAH! Haha You soooo knew what was going to happen. There were, like NO pretenses being held up there. Total bootycall.  

  3. Suzanna said...

    Shane and what's-her-name older lady by the pool.  

  4. jessica said...

    Bette & Tina "honey honey" sex tied with the already leaked sex scene from the finale.  

  5. Vikki said...

    Cutest Sex? Dana and Alice's first time
    Hottest Sex? Alice and Tasha's first time
    It's about time Sex? Bette and Tina after the ultrasound in S2
    Best overall Sex? Bette and Tina in the pilot

    ha ha!  

  6. Sarah said...

    Probably Jenny/Nikki makeup sex in "Liquid Heat". They were all wrapped around one another like koala bears.

    Everyone was getting down with their bad selves in that ep.  

  7. bizzle31 said...

    first jenny/marina sex scene in season 1. Sigh.  

  8. invisigoth said...

    Bette & Tina season 2, OMFG.
    That was one lucky fridge!


    Totally off topic:
    Riese, you rock!  

  9. Anonymous said...

    1) Dana and Alice's first time


    2) Tasha and Alice's fist time  

  10. Barbara said...

    Shane - Cherie Jaffe in the pool

    BTW this just out: imdb link to THE FARM with major spoilers on season finale: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1288495/plotsummary  

  11. Billie Blaikie said...

    dana&alice when tonya was out of town!

    and of course tina&bette:
    pilot
    angry sex
    after ultrasound
    'bette, turn around'
    elevator
    after meeting kelly for the first time

    am i forgetting something?  

  12. Anonymous said...

    helena - all scenses :DDD
    helena and dylan )))
    s3 ep8
    s6 ep5
    were good  

  13. Anonymous said...

    either the one with shane and cherie by the pool in season 3 or the one with shane and carmen after carmen revealed she cheated on shane and they made up (it's not really a sex scene and it was in the episode dana died but it's still one of my favs) in season 3...yeah, those two  

  14. Anonymous said...

    Carmen and Shane after drinking wine outside on the terrace.  

  15. MoonKiller said...

    probs tasha and alice's first time just because of the 'because we want to fuck each other'.  

  16. Ali said...

    - The sex scene in the pilot with Bette and Tina. Totally intense and they bore me normally.
    - Shane and Cherie Jaffe by the pool
    - Alice and Tasha on the floor
    - Comedy entry: Alice and Uta in Uta's crazy vampire dungeon.
    - "Where were you going with this" entry: Carmen and Jenny's watersports
    - Jenny and Marina also had some hot scenes in Season 1.  

  17. Ric said...

    That really hot sex that happened between Shane and Jenny when they were a couple. Oh wait, THAT NEVER HAPPENED!!

    I'm seriously going to suggest Carmen and Jenny in the shower and sharing a toilet. Yea, water sports!  

  18. cara1013 said...

    ok tried to pick one but I cant so.....hottest.....toss up between shane and cherie by the pool and niki and jenny on the pink ride......cuttest....alice and dana's first time  

  19. Ric said...

    I also wanted to give a shout out to another sex scene that I'm sure won't be mentioned here (or mentioned a lot) because it involves boys and anal. But the whole Max and Billie sex scene at the Planet ("I like to get kissed while I'm getting fucked") was really fantastic. Mostly because the television world has never seen something like that before, so I think it should get points for representation. I was hoping we would see more of that with Tom and Max, but of course nobody's story lines are consistent and Max apparently becomes a power bottom.

    Also, hot sex scene - Jenny and Claude in Windsor...champagne, cigarettes and French Canadians.  

  20. Katelyn said...

    It's a tie for me between Bette and Tina in the Pilot, and Papi and Alice in the Limo. Papi annoyed me as a character later on but this scene was definitely hot.

    Also, Riese you're gonna do a best sexy momemt, as opposed to sex scene, I gotta nominate Carmens lap dance!  

  21. orangeroad said...

    1. Alice&Dana's first time
    2. Shane&Jenny
    2. Helena&Dylan  

  22. Fermina M said...

    Shane is my favourite sex scene.  

  23. tinashot932 said...

    Any Tibette scene but especially S5Ep6, "Bette, turn around..."

    Oh yeah!  

  24. Anonymous said...

    Riese for being the sexiest-sexy-moment-lesbian ever. Or bisexual, whatevs, but I'd prefer lesbian obvs.  

  25. Anonymous said...

    shane and carmen no-touch
    shane and paige in the car
    nicki and jenny in the tent
    alice and tasha on the floor
    bette and tina in the elevator
    anything with carment  

  26. Anonymous said...

    DANA AND ALICE'S FIRST TIME!!!

    runner up-- even tho it was quick... tasha and alice in the hallway  

  27. Anonymous said...

    Alice and Tasha in 501 when Tasha comes back. Sweet,hot and funny all together!  

  28. butcanshedance said...

    alice & dana first time

    shane & cherie poolside

    !!!  

  29. Anonymous said...

    Tibette Stir-fry sex was scorchin'. A close second is OMFG sex from 209.  

  30. Anonymous said...

    -All Tibette scenes apart from the one Laurel was pregnant in because pregnant women kind of freak me out!

    -The sex scene with Carmen and Shane where they took forever to get to the bedroom because of the seemingly long corridors in the house!

    - Helena and Dylan in that fancy house overlooking the sea!

    -The shane and Jenny sex scene had potential! A threesome with Shane, Jenny and Carmen circa season 4 0r 5 would've been immense; that was a missed opportunity!

    -ooh, it just came to me, Tina and that heart surgeon(was she a heart surgeon?)in season 5! They had sex on her sofa and she was like "spread your legs" and Tina clearly found that a sufficiently dirty thing to say as she used it on Bette like a few ilene chaiken days after!  

  31. Anonymous said...

    Bette and Tina in the Pilot.

    Alice and Dana, hooking up.  

  32. Anonymous said...

    Best sex scene ever? Tibette angry sex - pure genius, on every level. The show has never been so brilliant, before or since.

    If you're asking for the hottest ... Tibette 209 "OMFG" or Tibette 506 "StirFry" ... Carmen/Shane "Don't touch" ... Shane strapping it on with Cherie by the pool.  

  33. Femikneesm said...

    Def Shane and Carmen's 'too hot' game - and sexiest moment is Carmen's lap dance.  

  34. Anonymous said...

    Jenny and Niki strap on sex.

    Runner-up: Alice & Dana's first time.  

  35. carlytron said...

    anything w/ shane and carmen. emphasis on carmen.  

  36. Anonymous said...

    I just saw the new TiBette sex scene for ep. 608 and I have to say that is #1 on my list...the way Bette is making Tina scream....SOOO HOT!!!!!!!!  

  37. Robin said...

    Jenny and Niki all the way. They are both like those insecure types who are insane in bed.

    Also- Alice and Dana because they were ADORABLE.  

  38. Rayne Puertos said...

    alice and dana. if only for the song choice.  

  39. Anonymous said...

    shane and carmen make-up sex in the season 2 finale. hott!  

  40. kate said...

    Hands down...Jenny & Niki with the strap on!  

  41. Anonymous said...

    shane and cherie jaffe poolside sex  

  42. Anonymous said...

    Jenny and Nikki at the pink ride  

  43. Anonymous said...

    Tasha and Alice's first kiss (at night after the helicopter ride)  

  44. nikki said...

    alice and danas 1st time


    and


    alice and tashas 1st time  

  45. saint modesto said...

    anything sharmen. i'm too lazy to look up specific ones. i'll say the 'no touch game' since i think it's the only specific one that's come up so far? either way, anything between them was HOT.  

  46. Anonymous said...

    Alice and Tasha during the power outage (the Liquid Heat episode) but only the scene with the ice when Alice is on Tasha's lap  

  47. Anonymous said...

    Tasha and Alice in the hallway (Episode 501)  

  48. Anonymous said...

    Alice and Dana's first time  

  49. Anonymous said...

    Alice and Uta  

  50. supr said...

    absolutely dana and alices first time. hands down. hottest was probably the no touch game, but danish was gratifying in that and other ways.  

  51. K said...

    I think every one of the Talice scenes are amazing. But if I had to pick one, I would say 501 in the hallway.  

  52. Anonymous said...

    -alice & dana making party favors
    -shane poolside
    -jenny & nikki on the pink ride

    !!!  

  53. Anonymous said...

    chere & shane poolside
    carmen & shane long kiss sex scene
    Alice & dana the first time  

  54. Anonymous said...

    jeeez, peeps! 1 or 2 sex scenes!
    - jenny/marina revelation sex (when jenny gets to know marina has a gf)
    - tibette kitchen scene (season 5?)  

  55. Anonymous said...

    shane & carmen season2 finale
    alice & dana 1st time  

  56. Jayde said...

    This is a hard one - so many to choose from! I would have to say Alice and Dana's first time is my favorite for a lot of reasons.

    *sigh* RIP Dana:(  

  57. Anonymous said...

    shane and cherie by the pool, and definitely a tibette scene--I'm torn between the pilot scene and 506 in the kitchen. so hot.  

  58. JDS said...

    Sorry Riese, I just have to name three favorites. My top 3 are:

    1. Bette and Tina's beautiful lovemaking in the pilot episode

    2. Dana and Alice's hilarious and very memorable first time

    3. Dylan and Helena's "what a breathtaking view" at the beachhouse

    And thank you so much for TLW funny recaps.  

  59. Anonymous said...

    any TiBette sex...!!! is on my list.


    Alice and Dana, season 2.  

  60. Anonymous said...

    Dana and Alice first time  

  61. Anonymous said...

    Bette & Tina ... anywhere, any time !  

  62. Anonymous said...

    bette and tina in the elevator  

  63. Anonymous said...

    Bette and Tina in the pilot.

    Bette and Tina angry sex at the end of season 1.

    Shane and Cherie Jaffe by the pool in season 3.  

  64. Mongoose said...

    i loved the alice and dana sex scene on top of the gift bags

    the hottest would have to be alice and uta  

  65. Anonymous said...

    bette & tina
    "honey, honey" sex.  

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