Drop everything ASAP and go to AfterEllen.com's BEST. LESBIAN. DAY. EVER., because that's where you can see more where this came from:
Pant. (heavy breathing). O.M.G.
Season Four's exciting batch of promo photos are out, which I've been anticipating with the spirit I once radiated when anticipating the return of my photos from Ritz One-Hour Photo at the Briarwood Mall. Hopefully Season Four will be as hot as these stills. For Season Three, they shot all of the photos on some sort of faux-beach set that felt about as real as Season Three's dialogue.
Memo to Mia Kirshner's People:
Mia looks much better with nice waves and face-framing locks, why do you keep slicking her hair back? You let them do this in "Party Monster" and "Not Another Teen Movie" too. Why don't you send her to Wax, it's this cool new salon/skate park where homosexuals can pursue their arts (fashion design, hair-cutting, talking, laughing, loving, breathing, fighting, fucking, crying, drinking, riding, winning, losing, cheating, kissing, thinking, and dreaming. about carnivals) in an open environment that, like most of West Hollywood, requires only the smallest amount of 'work' for infinite financial rewards. There is this hot girl there named Shane, she will cut your hair and then put her fingers inside your hoo-hoo.
Memo to Kate Moennig's People: I like how every season, you find a way for Shane to be almost half-naked in the promo photos.
(Some past instances of Shane being almost naked in the promo photos, courtesy of The L Word Online):
Here's the cast, lookin' all dark and sexy and shit:
You might notice that someone is missing. That someone is Carmen De La Pica Morales. May we see her face shimmering in a large body of water some day soon. Or attached to her body, in my bed, now-ish.
I can't seem to find an answer (read: if I don't stop blogging, I'm going to become one of those people who blogs full time but doesn't have any money or friends) as to Lauren Lee Smith's (Lara) status for Season 4. But Cybill Shepard, Marlee Matlin (Holla! West Wing!!!) and Janina Gavankar will be joining the cast, and Katrina Lombard (Marina) has apparently been roused from her dramatic European refuge, a la Brenda Walsh, to be sexy for a few Season 4 episodes.
Check it out. STAT.